{"id":12243,"date":"2015-06-11T00:01:33","date_gmt":"2015-06-11T07:01:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/?p=12243"},"modified":"2015-06-11T00:01:33","modified_gmt":"2015-06-11T07:01:33","slug":"was-that-old-testament-god-just-trying-to-keep-us-in-the-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/was-that-old-testament-god-just-trying-to-keep-us-in-the-game\/","title":{"rendered":"Was That Old Testament God Just Trying to Keep Us in the Game?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"post-6298\">\n<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-22046 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/monopoly-android-promo.png\" alt=\"Monopoly game board. Old testament God.\" width=\"450\" height=\"197\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>By Barbara Falconer Newhall<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"post-6343\">\n<p>People like to grumble about the out-datedness of the Bible in general, and of the\u00a0very male, very\u00a0judgmental Old Testament God in particular.\u00a0But that fiery, ancient God of Hebrew Scripture has at least one redeeming\u00a0quality, one he shares with my son Peter.<\/p>\n<p>When Peter was four or five years old, he spent an afternoon with a little friend who was developmentally disabled. Peter was ready to play that afternoon. That is to say, Peter was ready to play \u2013\u00a0with\u00a0somebody.<\/p>\n<p>I watched my son try strategy after strategy to engage the other little boy. Patiently, he set\u00a0aside one superhero figure after another, one truck, one train, one pile of blocks until at last he had found something that held the other boy\u2019s attention and allowed the two of them\u00a0to interact genuinely as friends.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_22050\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-22050\" style=\"width: 297px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/2015\/06\/11\/was-that-old-testament-god-just-trying-to-keep-us-in-the-game\/\" rel=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/2015\/06\/11\/was-that-old-testament-god-just-trying-to-keep-us-in-the-game\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-22050 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/peter-1989-summer-tug-of-war0001_edited-1-297x300.jpg\" alt=\"Peter Newhall engaged in a fierce tug of of war game. Like the Old Testament God. Photo by Barbara Newhall\" width=\"297\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-22050\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Peter at age 8. He didn&#8217;t give up easily, like the Old Testament God. <em>Photo by Barbara Newhall<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>A few years after that, Peter discovered Monopoly. He was good at the game and, if he was playing with me, Park Place and St. James Place soon fell under his purview, and my stack of bills quickly dwindled to a few tens and a couple fifties.<\/p>\n<p>At this point, I\u2019d be ready to quit and get back to the kitchen, but Peter wanted to keep on going. He wanted to play \u2013\u00a0with\u00a0somebody.<\/p>\n<p>To keep me in the game, my son would stake me to atrociously large loans. His generosity was beyond reason \u2013 but it kept the game alive until dinner time or bedtime finally intervened.<\/p>\n<h6><strong>Redeeming That Old Testament God<\/strong><\/h6>\n<p>The God of Genesis\u00a0is a lot like Peter. Crusty and angry and judgmental though he was much of the time, he had one endearing quality: he wanted to interact with humans &#8212; with somebody.<\/p>\n<p>In <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lectionarypage.net\/YearB_RCL\/Lent\/BLent1_RCL.html#OLDTEST\">Genesis 9<\/a>, for example, when human beings mess up, the Old Testament God\u00a0sends a massive flood and gives creation a fresh start. He quickly recognizes, however, that these creatures of his are bound to mess up again. It won\u2019t be long before humanity is reduced once more to the moral equivalent of a few tens and a couple fifties.<\/p>\n<p>To keep creation in the game, God ties one hand behind his back: he promises never to use the flood punishment again.<\/p>\n<p>That old God, like little Peter, didn\u2019t give up easily.<\/p>\n<p><em>More about Peter at <a href=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/2017\/07\/27\/a-six-year-old-talks-money\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">&#8220;When Your Six-Year-Old Wants to Talk Money.&#8221;<\/a>\u00a0 More about God at <a href=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/2009\/09\/11\/book-openers-john-shelby-spong-facing-death-and-a-dead-theism\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">&#8220;John Shelby Spong: Christianity (Some of It) Is Bunk&#8221;<\/a>\u00a0 More about my new book at <a href=\"http:\/\/WrestlingWithGodBook.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">WrestlingWithGodBook.com<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/2015\/06\/11\/was-that-old-testament-god-just-trying-to-keep-us-in-the-game\/\" rel=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/2015\/06\/11\/was-that-old-testament-god-just-trying-to-keep-us-in-the-game\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-22046 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/monopoly-android-promo.png\" alt=\"Monopoly game board.. As played by that Old testament God?\" width=\"450\" height=\"197\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The fiery, judgmental God of the Old Testament and Hebrew Scripture had a redeeming quality that he shared with my persistent little son Peter. <a href=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/2015\/06\/11\/was-that-old-testament-god-just-trying-to-keep-us-in-the-game\/\">Read more.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":22050,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[34,1470,21,1471,1472,55,1473,1474,82,56,23],"class_list":["post-12243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-my-rocky-spiritual-journey","tag-dont-miss","tag-genesis","tag-god","tag-judgmental-god","tag-monopoly","tag-family-stories","tag-old-testament","tag-old-testament-god","tag-on-the-funny-side","tag-peter","tag-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12243"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12243\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}