{"id":1987,"date":"2009-06-29T00:03:31","date_gmt":"2009-06-29T07:03:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/?p=1987"},"modified":"2009-06-29T00:03:31","modified_gmt":"2009-06-29T07:03:31","slug":"a-case-of-the-human-condition-i-did-it-i-offed-those-frightful-snapdragons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/a-case-of-the-human-condition-i-did-it-i-offed-those-frightful-snapdragons\/","title":{"rendered":"A Case of the Human Condition: I Did It \u2014 I Offed Those Frightful Snapdragons"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_11035\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11035\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-11035\" title=\"snapdragons-maroon-dead-on-steps\" src=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/snapdragons-maroon-dead-on-steps-580x435-500x375.jpg\" alt=\"uprooted maroon snapdragon plants dead on the garden steps. Photo by bf newhall\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-11035\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The gaudy snapdragons &#8212; they&#8217;re done for. Photos by BF Newhall<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><em>By Barbara Falconer Newhall<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I did it. I pulled those bloody maroon snapdragons up by the roots. My front yard color scheme has been restored, and all is right with the world.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1992\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1992\" style=\"width: 259px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1992\" title=\"snapdragon-sonnet-mix-cal-color-growers\" src=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/snapdragon-alive-sm-2009-06-29.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"259\" height=\"195\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1992\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Before . . . .<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Was it OK to kill a perfectly healthy plant? I fretted over the question. But then it occurred to me &#8212; I pull up weeds all the time. I kill mosquitoes. I eat lamb chops, for heaven&#8217;s sake.<\/p>\n<p>And so, the offending snaps are gone, my <a href=\"http:\/\/landscaping.about.com\/od\/rockgardens\/ss\/rock_gardens.htm\">rock garden <\/a>pleases the eye &#8212;\u00a0 my eye &#8212; with its delicate pinks, lavenders, roses, creamy whites and modest yellows, all colors that get along with each other and wouldn&#8217;t think of screaming for attention across the front yard.<\/p>\n<p>Now that the\u00a0gloomy snapdragons are gone, there&#8217;s a\u00a0nice hole\u00a0\u00a0in the landscape all set to\u00a0go, rich with loamy soil and fat <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/imgres?imgurl=http:\/\/www.wildlifetrust.org.uk\/cheshire\/IMAGES\/watch_earthworm.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http:\/\/www.wildlifetrust.org.uk\/cheshire\/watch_earthworms.htm&amp;h=250&amp;w=332&amp;sz=33&amp;tbnid=6nlh39MqfgknhM:&amp;tbnh=90&amp;tbnw=119&amp;prev=\/images%3Fq%3Dearthworm&amp;usg=__Qr8VnGhyPKKPm9qYUP1M389woHE=&amp;ei=zklISsuqKYqYMYLelKsB&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=image_result&amp;resnum=7&amp;ct=image\">earthworms<\/a>. What shall I plant?<\/p>\n<p>My son Peter emailed from far-off Minnesota yesterday that he loves snapdragons. Too late. I&#8217;d<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_11039\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11039\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-11039\" title=\"snapdragons-gone-from-garden (580x435)\" src=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/snapdragons-gone-from-garden-580x435-500x375.jpg\" alt=\"home rock garden with pastel flowers. photo by bf newhall\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-11039\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">. . . after.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>already yanked those puppies out &#8212; fortunately &#8212; or I\u00a0might have taken pity on the homely things, in which case I&#8217;d be looking at them for the rest of the summer.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I&#8217;ll put in some nice pink and yellow snaps in Peter&#8217;s honor.<\/p>\n<p><em>Read about <a href=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/2009\/07\/03\/a-case-of-the-human-condition-what-do-i-do-with-those-dying-snapdragons\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the blossoms&#8217; fate<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I yanked those ugly maroon snapdragons out by the roots. My front yard color scheme has been restored, and all is right with the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11035,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[289,294,55,290,295,296,292],"class_list":["post-1987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-case-of-the-human-condition","tag-home-gardening","tag-killing-plants","tag-family-stories","tag-my-rocky-spiritual-journey-2","tag-rock-garden","tag-snapdragons","tag-unruly-garden"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1987\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}