{"id":20954,"date":"2015-02-26T00:10:39","date_gmt":"2015-02-26T08:10:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/?p=20954"},"modified":"2015-02-26T00:10:39","modified_gmt":"2015-02-26T08:10:39","slug":"help-my-dracena-marginata-is-killing-itself-what-can-i-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/help-my-dracena-marginata-is-killing-itself-what-can-i-do\/","title":{"rendered":"Help! My Dracena Marginata Has Hit the Ceiling &#8212; What Can I Do?"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_20958\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20958\" style=\"width: 580px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/2015\/02\/26\/help-my-dracena-marginata-is-killing-itself-what-can-i-do\/\" rel=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/2015\/02\/26\/help-my-dracena-marginata-is-killing-itself-what-can-i-do\/\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-20958 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_0845-580x387.jpg\" alt=\"A dracena marginat houseplant has grown so tall that it is crushing itself against the homeowner's ceiling. Photo by Barbara Newhall\" width=\"580\" height=\"387\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-20958\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Our\u00a0dracena marginata is crushing itself against the living room ceiling. <em>Photo by Barbara Newhall<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><em>By Barbara Falconer Newhall<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s true. My graceful dracena marginata is doing itself in. It&#8217;s hurling itself mercilessly against\u00a0our living room ceiling.\u00a0What&#8217;s a plant lover\u00a0to do? Seriously, green thumbs, I <!--more-->need your help.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_20963\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20963\" style=\"width: 387px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/2015\/02\/26\/help-my-dracena-marginata-is-killing-itself-what-can-i-do\/\" rel=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/2015\/02\/26\/help-my-dracena-marginata-is-killing-itself-what-can-i-do\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-20963 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_8588-387x580.jpg\" alt=\"The slender stalks of a dracena marginata growing too talk for their living room setting. Photo by Barbara Newhall\" width=\"387\" height=\"580\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-20963\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I don&#8217;t dare give this plant a bigger pot and fertilizer; it&#8217;s already outgrown its space. <em>Photo by Barbara Newhall<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Tell me what to do here.<\/p>\n<p>Two\u00a0stalks of this old plant\u00a0are doing just fine. But the third seems intent on\u00a0crushing\u00a0itself against our sheet-rocked ceiling.\u00a0Don&#8217;t plants know better? Can&#8217;t\u00a0my hearty\u00a0dracena tell\u00a0that that&#8217;s an unmoveable object\u00a0it&#8217;s pushing against?<\/p>\n<p>Shall I just let it be? That seems heartless &#8212; you can see how contorted its leaves have become. That&#8217;s gotta hurt.\u00a0Or should I put\u00a0it\u00a0out of its misery &#8212; cut the suicidal branch off and toss it in the compost bin?<\/p>\n<p>Not an option.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I could\u00a0cut that stalk\u00a0in two, put\u00a0the pieces in water, wait for them to\u00a0root &#8212; then stick them back into the\u00a0pot. What do you think? Will that work? Please advise.<\/p>\n<p><em>If you enjoyed this post, you might like <a href=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/2009\/06\/26\/a-case-of-the-human-condition-i-want-to-kill-my-snapdragons\/\">&#8220;A Case of the Human Condition: I Want to Kill My Snapdragons.&#8221;<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/2015\/02\/26\/help-my-dracena-marginata-is-killing-itself-what-can-i-do\/\" rel=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/2015\/02\/26\/help-my-dracena-marginata-is-killing-itself-what-can-i-do\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-20958 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_0845-580x387.jpg\" alt=\"A dracena marginat houseplant has grown so tall that it is crushing itself against the homeowner's ceiling. Photo by Barbara Newhall\" width=\"580\" height=\"387\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My dracena marginata is doing itself in. It&#8217;s hurling itself against our living room ceiling. What&#8217;s a plant owner to do? Please advise. <a href=\"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/2015\/02\/26\/help-my-dracena-marginata-is-killing-itself-what-can-i-do\/\">Read more.<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":20963,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[34,1407,472,1188,82,1408],"class_list":["post-20954","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-case-of-the-human-condition","tag-dont-miss","tag-dracena-marginata","tag-garden","tag-house","tag-on-the-funny-side","tag-plants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20954","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20954"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20954\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}