{"id":26728,"date":"2017-04-13T00:01:39","date_gmt":"2017-04-13T07:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/?p=26728"},"modified":"2017-04-13T00:01:39","modified_gmt":"2017-04-13T07:01:39","slug":"gray-hairs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/gray-hairs\/","title":{"rendered":"Gray Hairs. Wrinkles. And Kids Who Won’t Stop Growing Up"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Christina,<\/a>
The kids were still small enough to cuddle with Jon, who had a few gray hairs of his own. Photo by Barbara Newhall<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Note: This essay will be part of a book I’m putting together. Its working title is “Erma Bombeck and Betty Friedan Meet for Coffee: A Memoir in Essays” — stories from my mother-of-young-kids years.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

By Barbara Falconer Newhall, The Oakland Tribune, Dec. 23, 1990<\/em><\/p>\n

When I look in the mirror, I see wrinkles. I see gray hairs.<\/p>\n

This is good. This very good. It means I didn’t die young.<\/p>\n

This attitude toward getting older is a new one for me and I like it. It has moxie. I got it from a woman who celebrated her 50th birthday last year.<\/p>\n

“How does it feel?” I wanted to know.<\/p>\n

“Well, I have mixed feelings,” was the reply.<\/p>\n

“Mixed feelings? How can you have mixed<\/em> feelings feelings about turning 50?”<\/p>\n

“No one wants to get older, of course,” was her rely. “But it is nice to get this far and know that I’m doing fine and that my children and my husband are doing fine.”<\/p>\n

\"Peter<\/a>
Peter at age 10. By April he’d be a preadolescent, according to his fourth grade teacher. Photo by Barbara Newhall<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Some people accept the passage of time more readily than others — the office workers who rip the pages from their used-up calendars and scatter them on the streets of downtown Oakland, for example.<\/p>\n

I don’t admire the mess, but I do admire the ability of some people to let go of the past with such joyous abandon.<\/p>\n

I cling to it. I put a rubber band around last year’s calendar and tuck it into a desk drawer with a half dozen other used-up years.<\/p>\n

Nor do I go out and celebrate on New Year’s Eve. I stay home. I get in bed early, pull a pillow over my head and go into denial.<\/p>\n

This isn’t happening, I tell myself. One more Christmas and one more New Year’s Eve can’t possibly be slipping away.<\/p>\n

While I’m there under the pillow, ignoring the firecrackers at midnight, I console myself with the thought that, by going to bed early, I have also avoided countless drunken drivers. I have improved the odds that I’ll live to see 1991.<\/p>\n

The trouble with having children in the house at a time like this is that they make it impossible to ignore the passage of time. They want to stay up for the firecrackers, for one thing — and they won’t stop growing, for another.<\/p>\n

Peter is in the fourth grade now. My third grade boy is gone. Christina has grown an inch since Easter. My size 6 girl is gone.<\/p>\n

A child is not like last year’s calendar. You can’t put a rubber band around her and<\/p>\n

\"Christina<\/a>
Christina at Easter, still a size 6. Photo by Barbara Newhall<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

tuck her away for future reference.<\/p>\n

One year passes into another. The days and years peel away. If my children are growing up, I must be growing older. One day, my babies will be gone. My children will be gone. My life will be gone.<\/p>\n

To a parent, the infancy of a child is almost painfully evanescent. A baby, even more than a 7-year-old, seems as temporary as a Christmas tree, as short-lived as the evening news. Now you see it. Now you don’t. Just about the time the insurance company has caught up with the last obstetrical bill, infancy is over and something else has begun.<\/p>\n

“Enjoy your new baby,” the letters from family and old friends urged. “They’re so cute when they’re little and they don’t stay little long.”<\/p>\n

Those notes, when they arrived at our house, saddened me. In a few short months and years, they kept pointing out, our newborn would be gone. He would be replaced by a kid who could walk and talk and do double digit subtraction with regrouping. A kid who’d rather go deep for the pass than cuddle with his mom.<\/p>\n

But at 9 or 10, at least you can watch them reach into the air for the pass. Later on, their voices change. They borrow the car keys and disappear into adolescence. You don’t watch what happens next.<\/p>\n

In a way the letters to the new parents are wrong. A baby is cuddlesome and nice, but a school-age child is the Eighth Wonder of the World. What was nice a doughy lump can now open its mouth and launch into a discussion of gravitational pull in the Solar System.<\/p>\n

And pose weighty philosophical questions.<\/p>\n

“Who do you like more?” Christina asked the other day. “Me when I was a baby or me now?”<\/p>\n

“You now,” I replied. “For sure.”<\/p>\n

“Why?”<\/p>\n

“Well, you were a cute baby, but now you can say things to me. You have ideas. You can love me back. I still have my baby in a way, but now I’ve got you too.”<\/p>\n

What I have is a daughter and a son who are wonderful company.<\/p>\n

“Enjoy it,” said a teacher I know. “This is the golden age — fourth grade. Pretty soon, watch out, preadolescence sets in. You start to see it around April.”<\/p>\n

What? April? Peter will hit preadolescence in April? His childhood will be over next spring?<\/p>\n

I decided not to believe her. Denial has worked for me in the past. It could work for me again this time.<\/p>\n

I am going to trust Peter. I’m going to trust that he will be a lovable, interesting teenager and a lovable, interesting adult. I trust I will enjoy him as much then as I enjoy him now.<\/p>\n

And with any luck at all, I’ll live long enough to enjoy the sight of gray hairs growing on his head.<\/p>\n

\u00a9 1991\u00a0The Oakland Tribune<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

All these decades later, I’ve still got plenty of gray hairs and wrinkles. As for those kids, they did what kids do. They grew up. <\/em>More about getting older at “The Shame of Aging — The Big Seven-Five Has Finally Arrived.”<\/a>\u00a0 Also, “Anne Lamott on Getting Older — Drop That Rock.”<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

\"Barbara<\/a>
To be honest, I don’t see the gray hairs here that I was complaining about in 1991, but maybe\u00a0my eyes were better then. Photo by Jon Newhall<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\"Christina,<\/a><\/p>\n

Peter’s in fourth grade now. My third grade boy is gone. Christina has grown an inch since Easter. My size 6 girl is gone. \u00a0Read more.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":26746,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,30],"tags":[103,146,35,34,29,573,55,1894,82,1152,56],"class_list":["post-26728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-case-of-the-human-condition","category-my-changing-family","tag-aging","tag-christina","tag-christmas","tag-dont-miss","tag-jon","tag-mothers","tag-family-stories","tag-new-years","tag-on-the-funny-side","tag-parenting","tag-peter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26728"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26728\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}