{"id":31180,"date":"2020-08-16T00:01:59","date_gmt":"2020-08-16T07:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/?p=31180"},"modified":"2020-08-16T00:01:59","modified_gmt":"2020-08-16T07:01:59","slug":"is-fluffy-the-new-black","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/is-fluffy-the-new-black\/","title":{"rendered":"Is Fluffy the New Black? Is Our Quarantine Hair Trying to Tell Us Something? Sheltering at Home Week 23"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_31387\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31387\" style=\"width: 700px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/2020\/08\/16\/is-fluffy-the-new-black\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"https:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/2020\/08\/16\/is-fluffy-the-new-black\/ noopener noreferrer\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-31387\" src=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/PORTER-Rep.-Katie-2.jpg\" alt=\"Quarantine hair. Rep.-Katie-Porter. Is fluffy the new black?\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31387\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Is fluffy the new black? Is Rep. Katie Porter&#8217;s relaxed grooming style the look of the post-pandemic future? <em>Katie Porter photo<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>August 16, 2020. Sheltering at Home Week 23<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got quarantine hair. It&#8217;s growing and growing and getting fluffier and fluffier. So is Stephen Colbert&#8217;s. Ditto Katie Porter&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>Conan O&#8217;Brien&#8217;s quarantine hair has been taken over by runaway cowlicks.<\/p>\n<p>Which makes me wonder &#8212; what will we all be looking like when the coronavirus is tamed and we&#8217;re back to singing in church and crowding into bars?<\/p>\n<h5><strong>That Dressed-for-Success Look<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>Will we women be digging around in our closets for sleek pantsuits and battle-ready boots? Will we be heading to the hairdresser for that flawless, dressed-for-success look of yore?<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think so. From now on, I think, the world and all the people in it will be going for &#8212; fluffy.<\/p>\n<p>Fluffy is the new black. Fluffy hair. Fluffy, loose-fitting shirts and jackets. Fluffy, loose-fitting <em>lifestyles<\/em>. Fluffy boundaries between home and work and the greater world.<\/p>\n<p>That crazy, out-of-control quarantine hair we&#8217;ve been putting up with is one sign of things to come.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_31388\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31388\" style=\"width: 700px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/2020\/08\/16\/is-fluffy-the-new-black\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"https:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/2020\/08\/16\/is-fluffy-the-new-black\/ noopener noreferrer\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-31388\" src=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/REAGAN-nancy-WH-portrait-2.jpg\" alt=\"Quarantine hair. Nancy-Reagan did not have it. Is fluffy the new black?\" width=\"700\" height=\"377\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31388\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">First lady Nancy Reagan in the 1980s &#8212; every hair in place for her White House portrait.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>In the fluffy world to come, I&#8217;m thinking, it will be OK &#8212; for men, as well as for women &#8212; to tell the truth and admit to being a little late for work this morning or a little groggy this afternoon because the baby was awake all night and it was our turn to walk them.<\/p>\n<h5><strong>The Cat Is Out Of the Bag. And So Is the Dog and the Parakeet<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>Thanks to all that video chatting and Zooming we&#8217;ve been doing, and thanks to the socially distanced news reports we&#8217;ve been taking in, the lines between home and work have been blurred &#8212; fluffed &#8212; forever. The secret is out. People have kids at home. The have dogs, chickens, parakeets, spouses.<\/p>\n<p>Your boss, your favorite late night talk show host, your <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/katieporteroc\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">congressperson<\/a>, your governor, and the TV pundit of your choice have been unmasked for the human beings they are &#8212; people with rows of corny family photos on their bookshelves and knickknacks of debatable sophistication. People with lives.<\/p>\n<h5><strong>Keeping a Lid on the Personal\u00a0 Stuff<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>Not so long ago, people arrived at work, ready for <em>work<\/em>, looking <em>professional<\/em> and making like they hadn&#8217;t another responsibility in the world. Which they did, of course. They had another life. But there was a felt need to keep a lid on family worries and other extra-curriculars.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_31386\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31386\" style=\"width: 700px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/2020\/08\/16\/is-fluffy-the-new-black\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"https:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/2020\/08\/16\/is-fluffy-the-new-black\/ noopener noreferrer\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-31386\" src=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Klobuchar-Sen.-Amy_official_portrait_113th_Congress-3.jpg\" alt=\"Senator-Amy-Klobuchar -- before quarantine hair took over. Is fluffy the new black?\" width=\"700\" height=\"393\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31386\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Will Senator Amy Klobuchar drop the classic, crisp, dress-for-success look and go for fluffy? <em>Official Portrait<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Not now. Not during the coronavirus shut-down that we&#8217;ve been putting up with and adapting to since March. To wit:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Author Anne Lamott gives a Zoom talk for a virtual crowd of wannabe writers. Her dog crawls onto the sofa and plops his head on her lap. She strokes his ears and keeps on talking.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s Sunday morning, and I&#8217;ve taken my tea to church. I keep it there on my desk and when the preacher puts up a screen share of Jesus and my face disappears from gallery view, I take a sip.<\/li>\n<li>Nancy Pelosi&#8217;s got quarantine hair. Her bangs are growing out. While they&#8217;re doing that, she&#8217;s up on Capitol Hill playing hardball.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h6><strong>A Ring Around the Toilet<\/strong><\/h6>\n<p>The new fluffiness is not limited to the outside world. You find it at home as well. Spider webs go unnoticed in the garage, and dust balls in the closet. In one household, there are yellow rings around some of the toilet bowls. No one pays any attention, not even me.<\/p>\n<p>Before coronavirus, I would not have tolerated yellow rings. But now, no one sees them but Jon and me. And so, given the choice between taking an afternoon walk in the neighborhood and attacking one of them with a scrub brush, I choose the walk.<\/p>\n<p>The starchy housekeeping standards impressed upon me as a girl (repeat <em>girl<\/em>) have turned to fluff. I think I&#8217;ll keep them that way when the new normal arrives at last.<\/p>\n<h5><strong>Fluffy Friendships<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>As for entertaining friends post-coronavirus &#8212; what will become of all those gourmet meals and elegant table settings that took so much of our time and attention?<\/p>\n<p>Jon and I have learned, to our delight, that a fluffy, socially distanced bottle of sauvignon blanc on the deck paired with with a fluffy dessert from the food drop keeps old friendships moving along nicely.<\/p>\n<p>So, cheers! See you and your fluffy self on the other side.<\/p>\n<p><em>More about fluffy in yesterday&#8217;s post, <a href=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/2020\/08\/15\/ive-got-curls\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">&#8220;I&#8217;ve Got Curls All Over My Head. How Did That Happen?&#8221;<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0More t<\/em><em>houghts on our changing times at <a href=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/2010\/01\/09\/a-case-of-the-human-condition-watching-my-grandmother-disappear\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">&#8220;Geographic Mobility in America: Watching My Grown-Up Kids Disappear.&#8221;<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_31510\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31510\" style=\"width: 700px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/2020\/08\/16\/is-fluffy-the-new-black\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"https:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/2020\/08\/16\/is-fluffy-the-new-black\/ noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-31510\" src=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/colbert-6-resize-1116x628.jpg\" alt=\"steven colbert has fluffy quarantine hair -- is fluffy the new black?\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31510\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Is fluffy the new black? The Late Show host Steven Colbert has eschewed business suits and let his hair go fluffy since broadcasting his show from home during the coronavirus shut-down.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/2020\/08\/16\/is-fluffy-the-new-black\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"https:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/2020\/08\/16\/is-fluffy-the-new-black\/ noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-31387\" src=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/PORTER-Rep.-Katie-2.jpg\" alt=\"Rep.-Katie-Porter. is fluffy the new black?\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Is fluffy the new black? Fluffy hair. Fluffy, loose-fitting clothes. Fluffy, loose-fitting life styles. Fluffy boundaries between home and work.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/2020\/08\/16\/is-fluffy-the-new-black\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Read more.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":31387,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,41],"tags":[2318,43,2319,2320,2321,1354,2322,2323],"class_list":["post-31180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-case-of-the-human-condition","category-sheltering-at-home-chronicles","tag-amy-klobuchar","tag-beauty","tag-fluffy-hair","tag-is-fluffy-the-new-black","tag-katie-porter","tag-lifestyle","tag-quarantine-hair","tag-steven-colbert"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}