{"id":37241,"date":"2022-12-10T00:01:42","date_gmt":"2022-12-10T08:01:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/?p=37241"},"modified":"2026-06-06T06:53:29","modified_gmt":"2026-06-06T06:53:29","slug":"a-widows-christmas-card","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/a-widows-christmas-card\/","title":{"rendered":"A Widow&#8217;s Christmas Card &#8212; Where&#8217;s Jon When I Need Him Most?"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_37267\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-37267\" style=\"width: 1200px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/2022\/12\/10\/a-widows-christmas-card\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"https:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/2022\/12\/10\/a-widows-christmas-card\/ noopener\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-37267 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/202o-jon-barb-christmas-photo-3.webp\" alt=\"a-widows-christmas-card\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-37267\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Our 2020 pandemic Christmas card, designed and photoshopped by Jon; it had been ten months since our last haircuts . . . This year it will be a widow&#8217;s Christmas card &#8212;\u00a0 how am I supposed to pull that off without Jon? <em>Photo by Barbara Newhall<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Where&#8217;s Jon when I need him most? It&#8217;s time &#8212; past time! &#8212; to get our annual Christmas card composed and into the mail and I haven&#8217;t even started.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s not quite true. I&#8217;ve got the family photo part under control. I started that during a trip to the Midwest in September.<\/p>\n<p>There I am, standing on the <a href=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/2022\/09\/10\/covid-birthday-party\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">deck of an Airbnb<\/a>, testing positive for covid &#8212; with Peter, his wife and kids socially distanced on the lawn below me.<\/p>\n<p>And there I am again at Thanksgiving, posing with Christina and her husband, on the deck where the annual Newhall Christmas photo has taken place since the beginning of time.<\/p>\n<p>No, It&#8217;s not the annual family photo that&#8217;s stopping me. It&#8217;s those goldarned lines of holiday doggerel that Jon insisted on composing every year, scanned to the tune of &#8220;&#8216;Twas the Night Before Christmas.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It was always Jon who got the project started, right after Thanksgiving, with twenty or so lines of cornball poetry. In the 2020 pandemic year, he wrote this:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8216;Twas the year before Christmas and all through the house. Not a soul has dropped by. It&#8217;s just me and my spouse.&#8221; (Doggerel. I warned you.)<\/p>\n<p>This year, without Jon to do his share &#8212; the lion&#8217;s share &#8212; of the poeticizing, I haven&#8217;t had the heart to write that darned poem. My poet&#8217;s license has gone missing.<\/p>\n<p>My first attempt at a widow&#8217;s Christmas card, therefore, will be on the slick side &#8212; a generic holiday greeting, a generic sprig of holly, and a pair of photos featuring seven shining faces looking into the camera.<\/p>\n<p>The faces are nice.\u00a0 Holiday appropriate. Cheery. Hopeful.\u00a0Including mine.<\/p>\n<p><em>Read about the real Newhall family at, <a href=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/2020\/12\/12\/happy-family-photo\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">&#8220;The Truth Behind That Happy Family Photo We Just Sent You.&#8221;<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/2022\/12\/10\/a-widows-christmas-card\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"https:\/\/barbarafalconernewhall.com\/2022\/12\/10\/a-widows-christmas-card\/ noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-37267 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/202o-jon-barb-christmas-photo-3.jpg\" alt=\"a-widows-christmas-card\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My first widow&#8217;s Christmas card &#8212; my husband isn&#8217;t here to compose the poem and photoshop the card. How do I pull it off without him?\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/2022\/12\/10\/a-widows-christmas-card\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read more.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":49170,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,14],"tags":[35,2653,34,29,2419],"class_list":["post-37241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-case-of-the-human-condition","category-widowed","tag-christmas","tag-christmas-card","tag-dont-miss","tag-jon","tag-widowed"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37241"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49171,"href":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37241\/revisions\/49171"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/49170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/server.stagingweb3.net\/barbarafalconernewhall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}